The amount of wrong in this entire Facebook post makes me want to find a rocket ship and leave this planet.
I’m a cum dumpster because my head is shaved, haaaaaaah.
I need to learn how to be a lady, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Being a lady, hm? That’s awful. Don’t do that.
And what the fuck is a NAND dude? Am I too old for this or something?
(Source: themermaidvagoo)